he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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