You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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