A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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