Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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