Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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