As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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