Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Randomize
