Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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