she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
babies were throwing up all over the place
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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