he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We need to get me chipped asap
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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