His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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