oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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