I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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