he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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