Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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