i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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