my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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