U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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