In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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