She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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