when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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