I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
