Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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