yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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