Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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