I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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