why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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