you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you inspire me to be a worse person
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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