Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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