You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm really busy with my period
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