Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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