my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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