(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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