Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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