that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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