what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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