People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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