i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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