If that was your dad, he is hot
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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