kristin has been a bad kristin
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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