Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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