She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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