So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
