You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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