I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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