my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You have to summon your inner elephant
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
