try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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