I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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