Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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