your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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