she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
why do cheetos always look like penises
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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