So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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