I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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