dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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