she looked like the before picture.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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