Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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