One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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